"Hole In One!"
Evidently, obtaining a lot of money and/or power makes you really, really, stupid. It appears that there is a correlation that states; the more wealth and influence you obtain the less common sense you have, not to mention control over your libido. If this is what happens to you when you reach the pinnacles of power, I am contented to remain squarely in the middle class.
"I did not have relations with that woman!"
Take this into account and then add the fact that there are a LOT of Paris Hilton wanna-bes out there that are more than eager to hop in the sack with you and record every tryst you have, either in their diary, cell phone, computer, or twitter account, and you have an entertainment media frenzy.
“I don't care about motivation. I care about credibility.”
It seems that here in America, we aren't known for our majestic triumphs anymore, but instead for our dismal failures. I suppose there needs to be a college class, or self help guru that wildly successful people need to consult when they pass the 5 million dollar mark. Lets see if we can't fill in the syllabus:
Rule #1, lots of money builds glass houses, so everyone can see you idiot!
Rule #2, (anyone?)
Rule #3, (anyone?)
Rule #4, (anyone?)
Start believing your own PR- hook line and sinker
ReplyDeleteTiger's biggest mistake was not talking to the police for 3 whole days. What kind of PR manager did he have?
ReplyDeleteI can be a real ass without all of that unnecessary power and wealth.
ReplyDeleteRule #2: Change your name from Tiger to Cheetah.
ReplyDeleteRule #2, perhaps, just perhaps: if you are married don't cheat on your wife?
ReplyDeleteJust a suggestion.
Those who have nothing to hide don't have to worry so much of living in a glass house.