Double Speak

The Good Old Boys



Tastes great
Less Filling
Its not food
Its engineering

The ketchup is shipped
in railway tank cars
The special sauce
in 55 gallon drums

Bells and whistles
Made in China
Someday, they
will buy them too.

We are safe
from terror
but can't defeat
what fostered it

50,000 miles
or 5 years
Its leased
You don't own it

The anxiety ratings
Today's body count
New virus
Details at 11

Brittany / Paris / Lindsay
Action figures
Leading by example
Your daughters someday

Its OK, Charge It!
That way
You'll pay
Forever

We want it bigger
We want if faster
no wonder
the rest hate us

You pay
for the packaging
and the distribution
not the contents

Send them back?
Hell No!
Who will mow the lawns
and pick the crops?

While savoring the juice
Ever wonder
where the meat
really comes from?


(An ode to our mass marketing culture. They tell you what you want, so they can make a profit.)