Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Dope Deals 2.0



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I don't get a lot of spam anymore. I get most of my e-mail through G-Mail and they have a pretty good spam filter that learns based on what you mark as spam.

Today I went into the Spam folder to clear it out and browsed through it to make sure that something hadn't been accidently placed there. Nothing was, but I was amazed at the tenacity of online spamers to try and beat the filters. Listed below are some of the subject lines for these messaged (cleaned up a bit).

I find it hard to beleive that there is really that big a market for Viagra and Cialis in this country. Having talked to numerous women over the years, I know there are a lot of middle aged and older men that place a very high importance on their sexual performance. If you see a 65 year old man in polyester pants, a comb-over and a shinny 1992 Corvette, there is a good chance there is Viagra in his pocket as well. But come on guys, move on. Take up stamp collecting or go back to school. There are other things in this world besides chasing tail.

For those that just have to please their spouse, you really can't go to your doctor and get a perscription? There is enough of a market to keep all these spammers in business?

And I really want to earn the $4,000 for the online survey so I can buy lots and lots of those TagHeuer and Rolex knockoffs.

(be advised that the spelling and punctutation is as I found it)

I would trust these guys to sell me drugs....wouldn't you?


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9 comments:

  1. I still receive those annoying emails in my junk folder. I unsubscribe and the next day they've come up with something new. You think anyone orders them?

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  2. I get them all the time. Pisses me off. Losers...

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  3. I don't get much anymore, either, so this was funny. My favorite is: "Increase flexibility of penis." Isn't it flexible without Viagra/Cialis? I'm just trying to imagine...

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  4. I don't get much anymore, either, so this was funny. My favorite is: "Increase flexibility of penis." Isn't it flexible without Viagra/Cialis? I'm just trying to imagine...

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  5. ouch! and you thought you were getting spam BEFORE???

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  6. My husband's been using cialis (see alice) for years.

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  7. Yes - I've wondered about the viability of these people's existence myself. I mean, come ON! Are they for real!?

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  8. Piles at hand.

    Are they speaking of hemorrhoids?

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